So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
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