I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
smell my finger.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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