is your mom at the bar?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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