go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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