Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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