At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Randomize
