Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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