Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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