it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
bring money and cleavage
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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