You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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