Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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