I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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