i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
where are my eyebrows?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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