Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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