I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
The ass gains better be worth it
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