It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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