There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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