So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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