How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
