do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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