ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I will pee on everything he values.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
