My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Boobs speak an international language.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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