Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
