I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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