In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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