And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
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