So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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