did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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