think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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