David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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