i don't like sucking hair
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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