You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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