I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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