Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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