but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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