Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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