just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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