weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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