I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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