i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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