I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
i drank out of a bidet.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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