Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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