great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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