Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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