there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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