Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
