Dual....:-)
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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