try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Is it because I queefed?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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