I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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