i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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