And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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