You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
