don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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