Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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