12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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