I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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