i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I think I sprained my soul last night
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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