just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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