umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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