I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Alive.
So much puke
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
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