I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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